I get a large amount of anonymous email sent to my
hotmail.com account each day.
Most of the mail is spam, but a good percentage is from people that believe
with all of their heart that I am Dustin * (replace * with random last name). I
also get registration information from people that have supplied my email address
as theirs. Sometimes this is interesting, but most of the stuff is just crappy
Yahoo! registration confirmations, in which I generally end up removing their
registration. So the story ends, and I have decided to post the humor for all to
view. No, I am not protecting the innocent, as they (in my mind) have deserved it.